Julian. 

farrah-mcdaniel:

Okay first all I never begged anyone, I just acted desperate. Big difference. Oh and thanks. Good to know loosing two pounds since high school could make such a difference. 

Equally shameless. Don’t stop at two.

Julian, you can only go to Canada if Canada is code for my bed. 

hailey-sullivan:

Maybe she’s trying to get in your pants? I can’t allow this. Omfg. Hold the fuck on.

… Kids are a no-no for me. Okay, thanks.

Julian, you can only go to Canada if Canada is code for my bed. 

hailey-sullivan:

No, no. He’s lovely. Really. Mmm, well I haven’t found anyone too intolerable who isn’t in high school. But looks like you still have Farrah and Matthew, so.

I’ll be the judge of that. Well, go pick on people. I’m bored and I need to be entertained. I still have eyebrows girl who messages me. Is she in high school?

Julian. 

farrah-mcdaniel:

Sure, and you said no. You said no. See where I’m going with this.

You’re just so flawless there’s nothing left to make fun of. Yeah defiantly. 

And you were desperate. No one likes someone who’s practically begging to be fucked, Farrah. Keep that in mind. And plus you didn’t look as good back then.

I know.

Julian. 

farrah-mcdaniel:

Reject? Are we having the same conversation?

All I’m saying is if it weren’t true you wouldn’t get this worked up about it.. Probably, most likely considering I’m fucking gorgeous and all. 

I meant in general. Remember the times you shamelessly begged for me to fuck you? Yeah.

Or you know, it gets annoying when you can’t get any new material? Yeah, he’s using you as a beard.

Julian, you can only go to Canada if Canada is code for my bed. 

hailey-sullivan:

Her brother is great but she’s eh. High schooler though so I guess she’s not that relevant. Still fun to mess with. And I don’t even know if she has a vagina so telling her to shut it is not in my best interest.

But if they’re related, he has to be equally as horrid. Oh, I don’t bother with high school kids. You can pick on her yourself.

Julian. 

farrah-mcdaniel:

It’s hard. I’m trying. Just for you. 

Oh my god

Okay, yes camera Matthew. Which probably explains why I haven’t lost my v-card since you left..but that’s..a totally different story. Any who, you’re still as rude and terribly homosexual since the last I’ve seen you. 

Thanks.

See, I don’t understand you Farrah. I’m being as polite as ever and then you go and throw those same accusations out. Funny that you only seem to bring them up when I reject you as well. Plus.. Since you’re a moron. Maybe Matthew’s gay if he won’t sleep with you? Yeah.

Julian, you can only go to Canada if Canada is code for my bed. 

hailey-sullivan:

Bailey. She’s poor and wears funny clothes.

Harsh. Really? Why do you keep telling her to shut her vagina?

Julian. 

farrah-mcdaniel:

Oh how I’ve missed you. 

No one could ever measure up to you Julian. Hmm, I don’t think I’m pathetic.. Oh and Matthew. 

I know. Control yourself.

… Camera Matthew? Dork Matthew that’s going the 40 year old virgin Matthew? Damn your self esteem plummeted since I’ve been gone.

Julian, you can only go to Canada if Canada is code for my bed. 

hailey-sullivan:

Yes sir.

Who do we not like.